Chuck Palahniuk
Make me into anything, but just love me. — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters. (W. W. Norton & Company; First Edition ~1st Printing edition June 11, 2012) Originally published September 17th 1999.
Category: Dark Humor
Chuck Palahniuk
My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, “This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke. (Doubleday May 22, 2001)
Kevin Spacey
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time… For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars… And yellow… Continue reading Kevin Spacey
Wes Bentley
Do you want to see the most beautiful thing I’ve ever filmed? It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing, and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was just, dancing with me, like a little kid beggin’ me to play with it… Continue reading Wes Bentley
Donald Trump
Don’t drink and tweet.
Satan
You’ll be working in groups. — Satan
The Vale of Soul-Making 